Open Mic Rejects A comedy show with the best touring comedians in the country! No boring interviews, just topical discussions and juvenile games with the funniest comedians on tour!

The Rejects are have no patience for bad puns, plain cheetos, or guests this week. However we do love our hashtaggers and we declare multiple winners in #DeepThoughtsFromGolfers! Find out if you should see Blockers, A Quiet Place, I feel Pretty, in this week's UNSEEN movie review.

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January 24, 2018  

We have the hilarious Aaron Aryanpur back in studip this week! The rejects, along with fill-in reject Tom King, read off a few of the  tweets before deciding on a few winners. We cover some big stories before an exciting game of celeb genocide. Aaron plots out a genius plan Microsoft co-counder Paul Allen!

 

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Comedian Steven Briggs makes his first appearance at the OMR studio! We pass out a few awards for the best hashtag #StupidQuestionsForGhosts! After trying to figure out which is worse Hollywood or Washington DC we find out why Steven takes his phone to the lavatory on international flights. As per usual we finish up with a round of celeb genocide.

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We have funny man Jason Cheny in studio! Jason picks one of several winning #In100DaysICouldHave tweets. We make a decision on sanctuary cities. After an exciting game of celeb genocide we perform a shocking resurrection!

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Local comedienne Vanessa Dawn stops by for the first time and decides to move Seattle!? We hand out some new awards before solving the United issue. We play a quick game of celb genocide. 

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The hilarious Kevin Bozeman is back in the OMR studio and picks a new hashtag champ. We find out why Lincoln was modern day democrat and have volatile argument on free speech. As per usual we wrap it up with murder.

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Todd & CR praise a few hashtag tweets, chastize some of them, and then houndout a free condom. Todd addresses a viral tweet about the difference between diabetes 1 and being a fat ass. In a shocking twist Todd calls the left out and CR roughs up the right with a rant of his own! Then we kill celebrities:)

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We hand out 3 rubbers to our awesome #hashtag tweeps. Star Wars fans are going to love Michael Brown and our quick fixes/explanations of Star Wars mistakes. A reject is on the celeb genocide list and Todd tries a gain to get CR to dump the Jesus.

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Uh oh, Todd & CR are alone with microphones. We ease into the election by giving out several hashtag awards, then shit gets nuts! Celebrity Genocide kills at least one hashtagger and somehow Wayne LaPierre gets cum in a a reject's beard. Listen and find out if you survived.

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